If these five suspects were to form a band, what do you think the band would be called? What instrument would each person play?

Ha, this question is absolutely fascinating! These five guys together are practically a born rock band lineup. If I were to assign their roles, the vibe would probably look like this:

Band Name: The Lineup

This name couldn't be more fitting. On one hand, it directly pays homage to the classic and hilarious "police station suspect lineup identification" scene from the movie. On the other hand, "Lineup" itself means "a group of people constituting a team," perfectly hinting at their seemingly motley crew, but actually uniquely talented "golden roster."

Members & Instrument Assignments:

Lead Vocalist & Rhythm Guitar: Dean Keaton

Why him? Keaton is the brains and the most charismatic leader of the bunch (at least on the surface). He's always trying to control the situation, much like the soul of a band. As the lead singer, his deep, slightly weathered voice is perfect for singing tales of betrayal, redemption, and crime. Simultaneously, as the rhythm guitarist, he anchors the band's overall structure, mirroring his role as the "ballast" within the team.

Lead Guitar: Michael McManus

Why him? This guy is a powder keg, ready to explode at any moment. Think about it – who else but him would be the most insane, eye-catching guy on stage, setting the crowd on fire with a barrage of flashy, aggressive guitar solos? The lead guitarist is the band's "firepower," responsible for hitting your ears with the sharpest, most intense riffs – a perfect match for his trigger-happy personality.

Bass: Todd Hockney

Why him? Hockney is the technician of the group – practical, cool-headed, not one for the spotlight, yet utterly indispensable. Isn't that the perfect description of a bassist? The bass often isn't the most noticeable instrument, but it provides the solid, steady low-end foundation, perfectly connecting the drums and guitars. Hockney is like that steady bassline, quietly driving the whole band (and that getaway van).

Drums: Fred Fenster

Why him? Fenster's incomprehensible, mumbled, yet incredibly rhythmic muttering is practically a natural drum pattern! The drummer is the heart of the band, controlling the pulse and groove. Putting Fenster on drums, he'd lay down all sorts of unexpected, quirky, and intricate rhythms. You might not understand exactly what he's playing, but your body would involuntarily start moving. He's the band's most eccentric, coolest rhythm master.

Keyboards/Synthesizer & Songwriter: Roger "Verbal" Kint

Why him? This is the most crucial assignment! On the surface, Kint is a cripple, physically frail, seemingly just a hanger-on in the team. Making him the keyboardist, providing harmonies and atmospheric textures from the back, seems like keeping him low-key. BUT! The keyboard/synthesizer is the instrument most capable of "spinning a tale" in a band. It can mimic any sound, creating grand, psychedelic, even deceptive musical landscapes. More importantly, he must be the songwriter for all the band's music. He used words (Verbal) to weave the entire story, deceiving everyone. In the band, he similarly uses notes and lyrics to create the entire musical world and mythology of the group. He is the true mastermind pulling the strings from behind the scenes – Keyser Söze.

A few alternative band names:

The Greatest Trick: Directly quoting the movie's iconic line, maximum cool factor.
Keyser's Five: A name that would make every fan who's seen the movie smile knowingly.
Redfoot: Uses the surname of the lawyer "Kobayashi" from the movie. Very fan-service oriented – those who know, know.